The Verbal Rampage of the She-Devil

Fiona and Karen's boss is on a rampage...make that a verbal rampage! The She-Devil woke up from her daily dose of antibiotics and beer to the harsh reality that her employees has "deserted" her beloved store. Oh please...that store...its such a travesty! Imagine decorating a store with vintage chests which the She-Devil had no knowledge of..turned out to be a chest where the ancient troops stored the severed heads of the leaders of the tribes that they have captured!!!! If that wasn't horrific enough..a client had to point it out to the staff! HAHAHAHA!! And to make matters worse..what they thought were "natural marks" on the wood turned out to be really very, very old blood stains!! Eeeeeppppp!! Major creepy!!! So on to the She-Devil who jumped out of her bed when she was handed a resignation letter and if that didn't make wide awake...she got a text message ..another employee telling her she has decided to leave her!! Well she-devil went on a phone brigade and tried to get hold of the two employees...She called them all sorts of names, berated them, cursed them, and belittled their academic achievements...but what probably earned her ire the most was when one of them...dared..and I mean DARED to point to her that she...like her ilk was an old, wrinkly, snotty, wide assed woman on a high horse! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That really sent her over the edge!! More text messages ensued and as for the employee who dared to poke at the sensitive nerves of the she devil well she just told her off!! Who wouldn't? The she-devil was a slave driver!! She thinks the world of herself and thinks that she is Cleopatra reborn!!! HELLOOOOOOO!!! She better take a good look at herself in the mirror...Coz everytime we see her in the elevator...she ain't no Cleopatra....more like a rag doll that got washed up to shore from a really bad storm!!! Runny mascara and thick eyeshadows and crooked brows!